Doc_Pardue
12-09-2006, 16:07
You can always tell a Marine...but not much...
The OLD Marine:
A Marine gets out of the Corps after Viet Nam and lives his life like the American dream.
When the War on Iraq comes around 40 plus years later, he goes down to the local recruiting station, and tells the recruiter, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But the recruiter says, "Sorry man, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there. He'll let me in!" So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But his friend says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!" So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again.
St. Peter sees all this and goes to God and says, "Lord, what do I do to stop this clown?"
God tells St. Peter, "Why don't you take his brain? It's the root of all thought."
So St. Peter takes the guy's brain. It doesn't faze him. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"
St. Peter then says, "Now what?!"
God replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It's the seat of all emotion."
So St. Peter takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"
St. Peter says, "Now what should I do?!" God smiles and says, "Take his gonads."
So St. Peter lops off the guy's gonads.
The guy immediately stops rowing, looks confused, turns his boat around in circles, and begins chanting,
"Off we go, into the wild blue yonder..."
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Do you know why the Marines are in the Dept of the Navy...it's so sailors have someone to dance with...
BOYS WILL BE BOYS...
The OLD Marine:
A Marine gets out of the Corps after Viet Nam and lives his life like the American dream.
When the War on Iraq comes around 40 plus years later, he goes down to the local recruiting station, and tells the recruiter, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But the recruiter says, "Sorry man, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there. He'll let me in!" So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But his friend says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!" So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again.
St. Peter sees all this and goes to God and says, "Lord, what do I do to stop this clown?"
God tells St. Peter, "Why don't you take his brain? It's the root of all thought."
So St. Peter takes the guy's brain. It doesn't faze him. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"
St. Peter then says, "Now what?!"
God replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It's the seat of all emotion."
So St. Peter takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"
St. Peter says, "Now what should I do?!" God smiles and says, "Take his gonads."
So St. Peter lops off the guy's gonads.
The guy immediately stops rowing, looks confused, turns his boat around in circles, and begins chanting,
"Off we go, into the wild blue yonder..."
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Do you know why the Marines are in the Dept of the Navy...it's so sailors have someone to dance with...
BOYS WILL BE BOYS...