Happy Birthday Da-Chief

[Corpsman77Wife]

Hey Chief I hope you have a Happy Birthday with many more to come. I thank you for all your hard work in answering all my questions (even though some might have been dumb).

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Chief! Happy Birthday to you!



The Wolfe's

[Da-Chief]

"DEL" Damn why won't the "DEL" key work..

HIT IT HARDER....

ARRRGHHHHH!!!!!

Thanks I guess... Was a secret, thanks for the mod CrazyCajun... 41 years young...

:cool:

DFC

[Doc_Pardue]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU SONNY...just think of your age this way, from now on you are going to have to have a fire ext. next to the cake each year. You'll will soon qualify for your Senior Citizen discount. Hey once you are out of the service in May you could become a greeter at Walmart...

Have a great one, fearless leader...

[brooke_amey]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

CHIEF:dude:



THANKS FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE AND ARE DOING. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

BROOKE AND DONYAL AMEY

[popsie]

Happy B day chief. only 9 years till your AARP card. Don't knock it till you got one. They're great. ,but you have a way before the sr.citizen discounts at Denny's and other assorted places to eat. look at it this way you can still order off the kid's menu. The senior citizen menu is reserved for them. More you good news. The funny sounds you hear when you walk or first get up. Those are normal for your age now. more good news yo're just a freshman in senior citizen training. I'll turn it bak over to doc pardue

[Doc_Pardue]

The great thing you have to look forward to in your 50's is


You learn to multi task you can sneeze, pee, and fart all at the same time
Getting fitted for depends your wife can help--after all how many times did you have to buy pads for her on the way home?
You will need to know the location of every potty where ever you go as you will feel the need to pee all the time and you will awaken in the middle of the night to pee or just stay in bed and go then your wife will beat you with a stick for peeing in the bed. (I don't recommend that)
You will wonder what happen to sex, it's natural to slow down, but there are RX's for that---just watch out for the 4 hour duration thing and whatever you do...do not take the pills before you go to church as you might have a difficult time explaining to the preacher why you can't leave until everyone has left the building.
By all means change your underwear after you fart.

[Poolzer]

a birthday? that means its another reason to get a drink...to the pub!

[popsie]

Chief pay attention to #5 on doc pardue's list. Actually be careful when you fart. The days days on those free fart are over, bring extra under wear. There are some positive's . You're wiser and more mature. You work smarter not harder. With your experience and old age you're alittle cagier than youth. All the other positives you need drugs for. The negatives you had to get older.

[Da-Chief]

Jeezus..

I am going with Poolzer's Advice..

See Ya!


;-)

Chief.

[HM_ChrisG]

HaPpY bIrThDaY cHiEf!

Here ye be a few cookies for you to go with your beer..s

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=-D

[DeeDee]

[font="comic sans ms"]Happy Birthday Chief - sorry it's late - I must be catching that old age disease CRS (Can't Remember SHIT) ;)

[font="comic sans ms"]Take Polzers advice - head to the pub and have a couple cold ones - I know it helped when I hit my 40th in October :D

[font="comic sans ms"]Thanks for all you do and are doing - we may not always say it but we do appreciate you. :)