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puckmedic
02-22-2007, 20:17
The Connecticut Country Ham announced today the hiring of Dennis "Puckmedic" Lee as the team's first ever General Manager.

In the same announcement, the team also named the home ball park located in Windsor Locks on the edge of runway 37 left at Bradley International Airport. The stadium, which will sit perhaps a dozen fans in lawn chairs along Ella Grasso Mmorial Highway (Ct's 1st female governor) has been named ELECTRIC BOAT NAUTILUS PARK , in honor of the Navy's first nuclear powered submarine and the people who built her.

First pitch of the season home opener will be thrown by another CT sports icon. Gordie Howe, who once owned Gordies's in Glastonbury, at one time came out of retirement to play for the then WHA Hartford Whalers.

Connecticut is ready to play, all they need now " ...are some players, a few coaches, a manager and other teams to play against." Owner Fitz Hughtoatee said.

puckmedic has won several fantasy sports. 1 yahoo baseball league, several ESPN hockey and Football (back when it was cool to pay to play) , a half dozen yahoo football leagues, as well as a few CBS.com football leagues.

He also holds titles in a WNBA league as well as an XFL championship.

Recently he won conference titles in three ESPN football leagues and won the entire enchilada in his church based fantasy football league while acting as commisioner.

Connecticut Country Ham comes from his roots and his present location. "First time I ate it, I thought wow pretty salty pork chop". said Lee

Both Lee and his new boss are excited about the prospect of playing in the HM.COM league. "It's going to be nice to play in a league where my superior intellect will be given a rest this season. "

From out here dodging aircraft on final- I'm Skip d Breakfast from the Liquid Lunch Daily Gurgle uh I mean Bugle.

DeeDee
02-24-2007, 14:32
Very well written puck!

Should be an entertaining season

puckmedic
02-27-2007, 00:28
Looks like I can sign you up for season tickets? We can get you a lawn chair with all the criss cross thingees intact for $2.00 or one with wear and tear for $.86.

Da-Chief
03-01-2007, 06:30
All,
If you want to join the Corpsman.com Fantasy PORKCHOP league.. expect a email tonight! 01 March 2007. (I just didn't have the heart sending it out in Feb while it was snowing outside.. deressing!).
;-)

See ya soon!

HMC