DominaMedicus
06-16-2009, 19:01
"A Texas Wife"
Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told
her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri .
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw
his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a
huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS.
He ordered her to keep the house clean, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye - and his arm had healed enough thatt he could fix
himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told
her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri .
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw
his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a
huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS.
He ordered her to keep the house clean, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye - and his arm had healed enough thatt he could fix
himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
http://mail.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/50.gif