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Da-Chief
05-22-2007, 23:58
Spring Brings Nudity to Vermont Town


05-17) 15:04 PDT BRATTLEBORO, Vermont (AP) --
Spring has arrived in this southeastern Vermont town known for its live-and-let-live culture. The trees are less bare, and some local residents are more so.


Resident Theresa Toney said she was dining at a downtown restaurant when she spotted this spring's first naked person. She looked out the window "and saw a man in his 60s walking up and down Main Street totally nude," she told the Brattleboro Reformer newspaper. "This is indecent exposure where it doesn't belong."


Vermont has no state law, and Brattleboro no ordinance, against public nudity, although police charged a man Wednesday with lewd and lascivious conduct.


Someone videotaped Adhi Palar "performing acts of lewdness involving his genitals and some clothing" while he danced nude on a downtown street, police Capt. Gene Wrinn said, without elaborating. "He was getting some looks, and we got some complaints."


Palar, 20, of Brattleboro, could receive up to five years in jail if convicted.
There was no phone listing for Palar, and Wrinn said he did not know whether he had an attorney.


Last year, Toney became one of the town's most vocal critics of allowing people to bare it all in public after a groups of young people caused a stir by stripping naked in a downtown parking lot.


This week she was back before the Select Board, demanding to know what the town was going to do "about this behavior."


Audrey Garfield, chairwoman of the board, said she had spoken with the town manager, and that a log of complaints would be compiled.


Some are worried about the town's image.


"How do you want to be viewed as Brattleboro?" asked the Rev. Kevin Horion. "We want to welcome families with small children."


Nudists could pop up anywhere, he said. "I am concerned we don't know where they are going to strike."

Doc_Pardue
05-23-2007, 01:29
It seems that Doc Pardue stirred up a can of worms among the men of the little Vermont town...It seems that all the women kept saying how well endowed Pardue was in comparsion to their husbands and boyfriends.
Several of the women were buying measuring sticks to measure their men to back up their claim.
What can I say other than telling the men that the hot weather in AZ brought about expansion. I am sure that if they were to leave the deep freeze that they face each winter the skrinkage would go away.

Doc_Pardue
05-23-2007, 13:56
DA Chief came to check out why Doc Pardue has been welcomed by all the town's womenfolk. Pardue says, it isn't my fault...afterall, I was Army. On the other hand the Navy takes men no matter how small they are.


The town decided to have a contest of sorts between the Army and the Navy. The loser would have to spend this week-end in jail...
sorry about that Chief...I really didn't mean to laugh...(nice outfit)

STRONG--ARMY STRONG