New Enlistment Contracts for all Services Please Read!! ;-)

Yeah you might have seen them before but most haven’t ..  and boy do they make me laugh.  Thanks Indy!!
This was pulled from our forums. Scuttlebutt Forums
U.S. COAST GUARD ENLISTMENT OATH
” I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES COAST GUARD because I know being [...]

Stephen Colbert in IRAQ last week supporting the Troops!! BZ!!

Awesome!!

The Army and it’s Chicken

Subject: The Army and the Chicken
Issue: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
TRADOC: The purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing procedures. Road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
Special Forces Command [...]

Rob as Sean Connery..

Ok.. The Joke is.. Rob is DeeDee’s Husband.. He has a funny as all get-out sense of humor..If there was anyone who he reminds me of is Sean Connery..
Enjoy!

Did you go to Denny’s yesterday?? How was the Experience?

Man.. I missed out…
I missed out on the National Holiday announced by Denny’s on the Superbowl broadcast.
On February 3rd from 0600-1400, you could eat at Denny’s and get a Free Grand Slam Breakfast.
Ohh the HUMANITY!! Make Denny’s “TIME MAGAZINE’s” Person of the year for 2009!!
Hey it’s a hard year.. the economy sucks.. folks are having [...]

Ok We need some Humor!

Folks,
Ok We have been depressed with the last story..
What we need now is some humor!! Humor I say..
When I was still on Active Duty at NHCS as a Instructor, I would aways show this funny ad before we taught Meds and Math..
One of the funniest Commercials I have ever seen.  And since it is the [...]

Airmen Don’t like Needles.. They are Girly Men…

Airmen most likely to faint under the needle
Feeling woozy after your latest round of immunization shots? Then you’re probably a male airman.
Ten years of records showed that 2,612 service members passed out cold — and fell down — after a nurse slowly inserted a thin half-inch of steel into their biceps or buttocks.
Data from the [...]

When you don’t have a “Tent” pole it is always good to perscribe “Viagra”.

A man fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital.
His skin [...]

I believe I have seen quite a few Parrot’s children around here!

A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.
“What’s the matter, old man?” says the young man. “Never done anything crazy in your life?”
The old man replies: “Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really [...]

Tina Fey for Vice-President..

AWESOME!! From SNL 28 Sep 2008

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